<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1520859985687119118</id><updated>2012-02-16T20:41:33.149-08:00</updated><title type='text'>HOT OFF THE VINE</title><subtitle type='html'>The latest news &amp;amp; thoughts of a Big Dumb Ape trying to survive in the creative jungle</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hotoffthevine.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1520859985687119118/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hotoffthevine.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Big Ape</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11218913361632951401</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WtWUSt29uU4/SLElWYOFpvI/AAAAAAAAABg/tJXJZwsAv7w/S220/Spacedog.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1520859985687119118.post-8318042694693590095</id><published>2010-05-13T16:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-13T16:37:04.879-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Welcome...again!</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;Well, it's official. I've joined everyone else in the modern age  because even a Big Dumb Ape like me finally has his own blog. Well,  that's not entirely true. I actually started this blog several months  ago, but then something went completely screwy with it. So, I deleted  everything and now I'll just restart it from scratch. Anyway, here's  keeping my fingers crossed that this time around things in computerland  will go a lot smoother.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;What is this place? &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);"&gt;HOT OFF THE VINE&lt;/span&gt;  is my  of the Net where I can rant and rave about  things as I see them. Over time I imagine I'll talk about a wide  range of topics from the latest movie or TV show I saw, to something  that caught my eye in the news, or just griping every Sunday during  football season if the Miami Dolphins don't win. Then again, that's what happens when you get spoiled by the Dan Marino era, and you now expect them to have a winning record or at least to stage some ridiculous last minute comebacks like Dan always pulled off.  I mean, come on, is is too much to ask for the Dolphins to freakin'--&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Wait, where was I again? Oh yeah, calling things like I see them.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And I will. But it's still just one Ape's opinion, and I consider myself to be a pretty nice guy. I'm fair and  open-minded. Really! That means I enjoy hearing other opinions as well, whether I agree or not. So, I've left the comments section open. Of course, I still reserve the  right to delete anything if someone uses foul language or they get too heated or personal. Here at &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;HOT OFF THE VINE&lt;/span&gt;  the rules are simple: so long as you're being civil, feel free  to join in the fun. And I'll keep it that way unless this place  starts to get flooded with spam.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sheesh, I still can't believe that blog spam  even exists. Seriously, who has the time to go running from blog to  blog posting things like &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Get cheap prescription drugs here!&lt;/span&gt; or &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Earn a degree at home!&lt;/span&gt; Don't these people have lives?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So, to  anyone who stumbled upon this blog and is reading it, thanks for stopping by  and I hope you'll keep reading in the future!  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